THE GRAND OLD DUKE
The old Duke was going on a trip to a museum where he saw a door .
He stepped inside while it made a sound which would creep the soul out of any anyone
The second duke came and he stepped inside but the sound didn’t scare him so he walked on but then he saw something that was pink it knocked him unconscious.
But the third Duke was filled with all the gifts of the holy spirit and he defeated the monster Gorilla who threw a bicycle at him . They rejoiced, something stirred in the corner…..